The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke

“Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dre fell off.
What cause I been in the lab wit a pen and a pad
tryin’ to get this damn label off?
I ain’t havin that, this is the millenium of Aftermath.
It ain’t gonna be nothin after that.
So give me one more platinum plaque
and fuck rap you can have it back”

I’ll keep this fast. As well as Fair and Balanced - just like Fox News. But still, I have a lot of things to say.

People were kind of pissed when I stopped writing here on The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke - only to churn out an occasional piece, or an update from Japan. But people were even MORE pissed when I left this place to go try more daring and artistic things on other sites (and by “Daring and Artistic” I mean, artistically-indulgent writing that was all concept, no substance). And people are probably going to be the MOST pissed that now, after that failure, I am in fact - returning here and seemingly begging for forgiveness.

I’m irrelevant – I get it. And this Blog, in the ultimate scheme of things amounts to probably 95% jack shit. And yet, here I am, like every washed up entertainer that has ever begged for forgiveness, or ever was - except I wasn’t.

So, I could be like that. I could beg for forgiveness and waddle out every week to sing a Greatest Hits collection.

Or I could act like Dr. Dre in The Chronic 2001 and say “If ya’ll don’t like me, blow me.”

So, with that in mind. FUCK YA’LL. ALL YA’LL. IF YA’LL DON’T LIKE ME. BLOW ME. YA’LL GONNA KEEP FUCKIN’ AROUN’ ‘WIT ME AND TURN ME BACK TO THE OLD ME.

CHRIST! That felt marvelous! You know, I had such writers block figuring out how to start off Dangerous Mind Season 2. The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke - Season one, as you know, was the biggest thing to hit an Asian continent since Godzilla or the Hiroshima blast. So would I live up to the hype? I immediately thought, “Fall back on stereotypes! Be an Asian uncle Tom!” Perhaps I could have two Asians sword fighting on a tightrope (They’re my people after all, I can do what I want with them.) in the hopes of addressing the blog toward a more Asian demographic. But then I thought, “Fuck it, the majority of Asian American’s living today are serving a pretty lavish and wild existence working 22 hour days at Happy Chang’s serving egg rolls to snooty ass white bitches.”

Then I thought “Well if this isn’t working - then fuck Asians, why not channel all the Gangster Rap I’ve been listening to lately?” So I decided to view the rest of my writing experience here as “The Chronic 2001.” I have to exceed everyone’s wildest expectations because they’ve been waiting so long, but at the same time - I have to exceed those expectations by just not giving a fuck. And that is exactly what I intend to do.

Yeah, I’m going to reopen this mother fucker back up and attempt to reclaim my throne and go even farther, but who knows. Maybe I’ll fade into further obscurity. I don’t really know. All I know is I’m irrelevant. And I’m here to talk about irrelevant things. And in order to do that well, I just can’t give a fuck.

Filed under: Personal Entry, Season 2, Supplemental