I, Man.
On Humanity and Procreation really freaked that many people out? I think the parade of death threats and public humiliation involving my (bad) article should be shared!
“Dan, I dont think I have to tell you how pleased I am that you’ve started a new blog. Since I was one of your loyal Xanga readers back two or some odd years ago. FINALLY my interent usage can be used for something other than facebook and pornography!
God bless you Daniel and America!”
- Nick Ginger
Oh man. I forgot to mention that this is one of the positive one’s, but Dude you can so use the internet for MUCH better things. Have you ever tried Girl Shopping on Facebook? It’s fuckin’ rad. You just load up facebook and look for any girls that tickle your fancy, then you envision your wedding and the two story white suburban house you’ll have when your son Carson comes running home from school and hugs you and is like “DADDY I MADE THE FOOTBALL TEAM.” And you’re tending to the grill, but you put down the spatula and lift him into your arms and go “OH CARSON! YOU LITTLE WAYNE GRETSKI YOU, YOU’RE THE APPLE OF MY EYE! HO HO HO! GO TELL YOUR MOTHER THE GOOD NEWS!” And the adoring girl (whom is now a mother and your wife) that you found on facebook walks out of house into the backyard in her apron and goes “OHHH YOU TWO! ” And then you all laugh together!
… What’s that you’re saying about me? No! More like you’re a homo!
“i know who both of those girls are and you make the first girl sound worse than when you told me about it. you’re a meanie!!! annnd you’re a liar cuz you guys didnt have sex. HAAAA”
-Anonymous (probably Corissa Dinosaurio or however you the hell you spell her last name)
I’m not mean! Stuff gets exaggerated when you write. AND YOUR OPINION ON WHAT SEX IS, IS IRRELEVANT. Since I once saved a bunch of children from a burning orphanage and nursed them back to health.
“hehe yea i remember the 1st story …but anonymous #1 is right u guys didn’t have sex silly…but good job on the article”
-Jocelyn Munoz
Okay, now you guys are just teaming up on me. I’ll fight you off with my manly biceps if you keep it up.
“I just read your blog. My comment: ‘………’.”
- Delaney K
… This comment just made me mad. But I know where she lives, so I’m going to go down two floors and leave a flaming bag of dog shit in front of her door. YEAH! WHO’S WITH ME?!
“so i read you’re blog, and have come to the conclusion that i want you to finger me.”
Pat Wilkinson
That’s… I… Alright, cool sure.
“dude ur blog almost made me puke”
-Krissy Barlow
Oh COME ON. I’m going to spank you like a nasty Russian if you bring that kind of filth in here!
“k i read it ur a dirty hooker what else is knew”
-Lauren Molinaro
I only have one response to this: 
“tucker maxxy
nice. hahah”
-Mike Ferron
Aw dude Tucker Max is a PERVERT. I AM A CRUSADER FOR THE COMMON MAN! WORKING ONLY TO ENLIGHTEN AND AMUSE! Also: My Mother says I am a little bundle of joy from God and that every moment I spend on this earth is a gift from him, so HA! Oh wait, that was a compliment wasn’t it…
And Finally, we’ll finish this off with two that were ACTUALLY positive (Can’t I please fluff my ego a bit?! PEOPLE ARE BEATING ME UP):
I WISH I were! damnit. No, I’m Andra Lee’s roommate and she had me read your blog. You’re my new hero….And screw everyone that thinks its gross. I laughed my ass off the whole time. People are just uncomfortable with the fact that its the truth.”
- Maddie Bosack“i’m gonna tell all my friends about it they aren’t easily unnerved and enjoy creative writing.
…its so good”
- Andra Lee
Thanksssss, we’re BFF’s now.
I wonder if anyone’ll comment on this comment blog, isn’t that a PARADOX? I’m pretty sure the universe will implode on itself.
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