This summer I worked at Epic Burger. I basically watched my night shift manager as he tumbled into a downward spiral of stealing, success, & lies. I also entertained many, many people that approached me at my cash register and said “Hey man, how EPIC are your burgers?”

To which I responded, “As epic as the Godfather parts one, two, & three combined if all of the roles were played by Sylvester Stallone & Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

To which they responded, “I don’t understand your sense of humor & I would greatly appreciate it if you just rang me up for the ‘Epic Combo.”