Dan Luke

Dan Luke is probably the greatest man that has ever lived. His history is both long and complex and his 'biographical info,' while unobtainable, is known to be 'epic.'

Homepage: http://www.iamdanluke.com/

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Posts by Dan Luke

On Elvis Presley, Television & Socialized Healthcare.

December 19, 2009 - 3:58 pm

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Sometimes when I get really stoned I like to think about the universe. You know, the standard stuff: space time continuum’s vacuumed through a black hole, string theory, alternate universes, parallel dimensions. But that stuff is so far away and gigantic that when I get sober (which, I personally believe that sobriety [...]

HIATUS!

July 21, 2009 - 8:12 am

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Yes!  This site is indeed on a hiatus of indefinite length.  I need to sort out what the next iteration of it will be, but running a successful blog is not a huge priority in my life any longer.  I’ll have a proper write up later but for now, sleep well friends. A few [...]

Just Some Thoughts I Had Today About Snow Patrol.

April 27, 2009 - 1:40 am

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I have listened to “Shut Your Eyes” by Snow Patrol about four times today.  The thing is: that deep within the fiber of my being I understand that Snow Patrol suck and that the only reason they got famous was, well (and lets be frank), Grey’s Anatomy.
But I heard “Shut Your Eyes” on the radio [...]

Anecdote of the Day #7.

March 21, 2009 - 3:25 am

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This summer I worked at the Judge Mathis show. I was the intern in charge of doing the really EXTREME stuff… like shredding, light laundry, picking up fast food for the staff, tying little bits of string to baggage tags, lifting huge quantities of pretzels, taking the guests to smoke, typing reports, AND POLE VAULTING [...]

Anecdote of the Day #6.

March 19, 2009 - 3:24 am

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Sometimes I like to Wikipedia the term “Wikipedia” and ponder the paradox that I have fallen into.