Dan Luke

Dan Luke is probably the greatest man that has ever lived. His history is both long and complex and his 'biographical info,' while unobtainable, is known to be 'epic.'

Homepage: http://www.iamdanluke.com/

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Posts by Dan Luke

My Super Suit(e) Diary #2

March 18, 2009 - 1:37 am

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FROM: VINCENT DEE
March 14 at 1:13pm
Hey man I’m the music host for The A List TV an online show brought to you by Fishbowl Media Productions. Recently I got promoted to Production Coordinator for both The A List TV and Fishbowl Media. I’m in charge of setting up shows and getting a creative team started [...]

Anecdote of the Day #5.

March 17, 2009 - 3:22 am

Tags: Biggie Smalls, Notorious BIG
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I’m drinking water out of NOTORIOUS B.I.G. pint right now. It’s a mural of his fat, ogre-like face in front of some graffiti that a hooligan sprayed on the wall of whatever crack alley B.I.G. was in and holy fuck, NOTIRIOUS B.I.G. was fat. I have every reason to believe that if you hoisted his [...]

Anecdote of the Day #4.

March 15, 2009 - 3:22 am

Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Epic Burger, Sylvester Stallone, The Godfather
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This summer I worked at Epic Burger. I basically watched my night shift manager as he tumbled into a downward spiral of stealing, success, & lies. I also entertained many, many people that approached me at my cash register and said “Hey man, how EPIC are your burgers?”
To which I responded, “As epic as the [...]

Anecdote of the Day #3.

March 13, 2009 - 12:22 pm

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I haven’t done my laundry in nearly two months and this is not the first time. Over the summer I counted the days I didn’t do laundry (One hundred and twenty) and by the end of my “no-laundry gauntlet” I was wearing the scraps of underwear at the bottom of my drawer.
In the beginning my [...]

Anecdote of the Day #2.

March 11, 2009 - 12:20 pm

Tags: Burger King, Dan Luke, Facebook, Whopper
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I sacrificed 10 of my Facebook friends for a Whopper. They were informed of my decision via newsfeed (It read “Dan Luke has sacrificed your friendship for Whopper.”). Needless to say, I can’t wait for my High School reunion where I have to explain that the Whopper I received for sacrificing them was all the [...]