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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #7.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 07:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This summer I worked at the Judge Mathis show. I was the intern in charge of doing the really EXTREME stuff&#8230; like shredding, light laundry, picking up fast food for the staff, tying little bits of string to baggage tags, lifting huge quantities of pretzels, taking the guests to smoke, typing reports, AND POLE VAULTING [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #6.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I like to Wikipedia the term &#8220;Wikipedia&#8221; and ponder the paradox that I have fallen into.
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #5.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m drinking water out of NOTORIOUS B.I.G. pint right now. It&#8217;s a mural of his fat, ogre-like face in front of some graffiti that a hooligan sprayed on the wall of whatever crack alley B.I.G. was in and holy fuck, NOTIRIOUS B.I.G. was fat. I have every reason to believe that if you hoisted his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #4.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This summer I worked at Epic Burger. I basically watched my night shift manager as he tumbled into a downward spiral of stealing, success, &#38; lies. I also entertained many, many people that approached me at my cash register and said &#8220;Hey man, how EPIC are your burgers?&#8221;
To which I responded, &#8220;As epic as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #3.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t done my laundry in nearly two months and this is not the first time. Over the summer I counted the days I didn&#8217;t do laundry (One hundred and twenty) and by the end of my &#8220;no-laundry gauntlet&#8221; I was wearing the scraps of underwear at the bottom of my drawer.
In the beginning my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #2.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sacrificed 10 of my Facebook friends for a Whopper. They were informed of my decision via newsfeed (It read &#8220;Dan Luke has sacrificed your friendship for Whopper.&#8221;). Needless to say, I can&#8217;t wait for my High School reunion where I have to explain that the Whopper I received for sacrificing them was all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #1.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a cousin named David that&#8217;s quite a bit older than me. He crashes at my Mom&#8217;s house sometimes. One night I was clattering away on my laptop in the den when he entered. &#8220;Dan,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t get this Facebook thing. You&#8217;re generation is strangely disconnected. Like these High Schoolers I see [...]]]></description>
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