THE DARK KNIGHT KINDA SUCKS.

Alright, I have finally had enough America.  This has gone too far.  It is August and I am still hearing about The Dark Knight.  I’m still seeing articles, reading e-mails, and getting Facebook invitations for groups petitioning to get Heath Ledger a posthumous Oscar.
It has become apparent, you all take Batman way too seriously.
In my […]

American History X.

MOVIES I DON’T GET.  EPISODE 1.
AMERICAN HISTORY X.
First off, fuck Edward Norton.  His generic brown-haired handsomeness and nasely voice will be his ultimate downfall.  That and the fact that he plays the same character in every fucking movie, it’s like “HEY GUYS, I’M EDWARD NORTON, I SMILE A LOT AND ACT LIKE A REAL NICE […]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

This is going to be a long read. And most of it is going to be somewhat (outrageously) negative. So I’ll get the good things about Indiana Jones 4 out of the way first:
1.) Cate Blanchett is one of my favorite modern actresses (check out I’m Not There as well as Coffee and […]

How to Shave A Face.

Now it is time that I, the ruggedly handsome Dan Luke, shows you how to properly shave a face. This is a very hard but important process. Watch, leave feedback, and be sure to call me… ladies.

Film Club Chronicles DVD.

Hey All - I just wanted to put it on the record that Frank Romano and I are finished with the Film Club Chronicles DVD. The movie we made senior year of highschool. The details are as follows:
It’s been two long years. We took some time off - went to college. […]

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