The 1st Anniversary of Dangerous Mind.

NOTE:  All of the entries prior to this one (and including this one) are from the old blogspot site and have been imported here to www.iamdanluke.com .  The things I am referencing in this post for the upcoming site are the things you now see manifested on this page.
In the words of Trent Reznor, “Let’s […]

The Pussy and the Back Pube.

In the bathroom of my Dad’s house I stand in a towel staring into the mirror. Fresh from the shower I fixate my eyes on a renegade hair that has recently decided to sprout from a pore on my back.
This deeply perplexes me as I am a hairless creature by nature. It sucks. I hate […]

The Homeless Man of Your Dreams.

I’ll be honest. Homeless people in Chicago are just awful. I don’t think I could ever be friends with them – even in a societal acceptable setting where their hobo beards aren’t slathered in apple sauce – because they are just so cruel to me. And it’s not even like I’m deserving […]

Film Club Chronicles DVD.

Hey All - I just wanted to put it on the record that Frank Romano and I are finished with the Film Club Chronicles DVD. The movie we made senior year of highschool. The details are as follows:
It’s been two long years. We took some time off - went to college. […]

Six Years Ago…

Before I toned myself down and began to work on my dark sardonic commentary I spent time making short, abusurdist films in my parents basement with a $50 childrens digital camera. Sometime people say my best work is behind me. And often, I agree. Observe:
the tornado and the breakdance
I also made a […]

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