Give My Reguards to the Dead Hippies in the Trunk of My Car.

Indie kids are a rare breed . The scene is like the perfect balance of scummy skaters and dirty, chi-balancing, tree-fucking hippies. Personally I love it to death, but it leaves me with so many questions. Why do all Indie girls dress like teenage victims from 1970’s slasher movies? Why do […]

Classical Composer of the Month: Andrew W.K.

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“…an angel who misbehaved in Heaven, and God punished him by sending him to earth to party for all eternity .”

F or us, a truly great musician can make music that is both classical, unrelenting, and timeless. There are Motzart’s Piano Sonata in C major, […]

At World’s End

I remember watching a BBC Documentary entitled ‘Guys and Dolls.’ It was a one hour special looking into the lives of various societal misfits and their life sized doll collections. How can I explain this? These men , they buy life sized, anatomically correct (Working Vagina? Check. Firm rubber breasts? Check.) dolls and live with […]

Fuck Rosie O’Donell.

I am well read scholar. I maintain a 4.0 GPA at Columbia College Chicago where I recklessly fraternize with two legged vixen women whom are blood thirsty for yours truly in the sack.
However, as of late I have been diminished to a mere Puppy Walker.
Yes it’s true, I’ve had the mundane experience of walking […]

On Tyra Banks, Lily Allen, and Legitimate Crusades

Every day I stop and wonder how I got so lucky. I mean, here I am living in Chicago at the mere age of nineteen, eating gourmet sushi, driving a Ferrari, and dating Lily Allen. How did I ever get so lucky? Is it the fact that I’m a handsome devil? Or […]

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