Alright, I have finally had enough America. This has gone too far. It is August and I am still hearing about The Dark Knight. I’m still seeing articles, reading e-mails, and getting Facebook invitations for groups petitioning to get Heath Ledger a posthumous Oscar.
It has become apparent, you all take Batman way too seriously.
In my […]
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I understand that people come here to read nonsense gibberish, they don’t want to hear my thoughts on politics. Which is good, because half the time I don’t even really give a fuck about politics, but this caught my eye and it is worth checking out (It only pertains to the next 24 hours). Basically, […]
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MOVIES I DON’T GET. EPISODE 1.
AMERICAN HISTORY X.
First off, fuck Edward Norton. His generic brown-haired handsomeness and nasely voice will be his ultimate downfall. That and the fact that he plays the same character in every fucking movie, it’s like “HEY GUYS, I’M EDWARD NORTON, I SMILE A LOT AND ACT LIKE A REAL NICE […]
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I spent the eve of my 20th Birthday splattered onto the cushions of my couch. I hate them, my body sogs and melts into them as it stretches apart into more and more fat rolls. Watching television, watching movies, playing video games… these days anything that requires me to sit makes me feel like I’m […]
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Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing. May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years. If you do not. Well, then you really fucked up. Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was: May you survive the next ten years. […]
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