Where I Will Stand.

I spent the eve of my 20th Birthday splattered onto the cushions of my couch.  I hate them, my body sogs and melts into them as it stretches apart into more and more fat rolls.  Watching television, watching movies, playing video games… these days anything that requires me to sit makes me feel like I’m […]

Happy Birthday Dan Luke.

Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing.  May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years.  If you do not.  Well, then you really fucked up.  Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was:  May you survive the next ten years.  […]

Comments From Blogspot.

So you all have offered quite a bit of feedback and support through your comments this past year on the old Blogspot site and I am very appreciative of that. It was originally intended that all of your comments be transferred to this new site and the corresponding posts that you commented on but, due […]

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

This is going to be a long read. And most of it is going to be somewhat (outrageously) negative. So I’ll get the good things about Indiana Jones 4 out of the way first:
1.) Cate Blanchett is one of my favorite modern actresses (check out I’m Not There as well as Coffee and […]

Fuck the RIAA.

I remember watching an interview with Harvey Diamond.  He was speaking on behalf of animal rights.  Harvey argued,
“Put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I’ll buy you a new car.”
But I always found that argument to be unfair.  I mean, […]

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