The Pussy and the Back Pube.

In the bathroom of my Dad’s house I stand in a towel staring into the mirror. Fresh from the shower I fixate my eyes on a renegade hair that has recently decided to sprout from a pore on my back.
This deeply perplexes me as I am a hairless creature by nature. It sucks. I hate […]

Pizza Love.

This is the first in a series of erotic, realism based novels where the protagonist never gets laid. It’s called PIZZA LOVE.
If there is anything that 20th century males have been taught by low budget, cocaine fueled pornography; it is that pizza boys get lots of ass. And I mean lots of ass – […]

On Humanity and Procreation

I’d like to start off with a question. Think hard for a moment all right? Here it comes: “What is the basis of humanity?”
Now you’re probably answering “God” or “Family” or “legacy,” but you are dumb and you are also wrong. The basis of humanity is Pro-Creation.
Yes that is correct: Pro-creation. […]

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