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Happy Birthday Dan Luke.
Jun 2nd
Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing. May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years. If you do not. Well, then you really fucked up. Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was: May you survive the next ten years. Kay, c ya l8r bye.
Dan Luke’s Notable Achievements in the First Twenty Years of His Life:
- Xanga (Wanted to fit in with Asians) / First Website (Wanted to fit in with white people)
- Failed Band. (Wanted to meet actual hot chicks)
- And a Band That Did Alright (But still didn’t get me hot chicks)
- A short film met with LUKEwarm reception.
- Dressed up like a chick and going to Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- Looked Like A Douchebag for Two Years.
- Pretended to Grow a Beard for a Model Shoot that Never Went Anywhere.
[Editors Note: After intense contemplation we have found that Dan Luke has indeed, done nothing with the first twenty years of his life. May his next twenty be more fruitful and we apologize for the needless bulletpoints where we even attempted to make some sort of list of the things that he has done... again, we must reiterate that he has in fact, done absolutely nothing at all. He probably hasn't even kissed a girl. ]
Comments From Blogspot.
May 27th
So you all have offered quite a bit of feedback and support through your comments this past year on the old Blogspot site and I am very appreciative of that. It was originally intended that all of your comments be transferred to this new site and the corresponding posts that you commented on but, due to the fact that I have parted ways with my previous collaborator/webmaster, this is looking somewhat unlikely (that is until I get a better understanding of Wordpress, which may take some time).
That is not to say that it is impossible, but for the moment it has to be set on the backburner so that I can concentrate on new content. So let this serve as a reference and some sort of pansyass tribute to all of you beautiful, succulent people with tender skin that have supported me through this entire process! And to the many, many people that have hated on me: As always, go fuck yourself.
Click ‘Read More’ to find your (and others) comments!
New Nine Inch Nails Album
May 5th
Just so you all know: After weeks of teasing Trent Reznor just dropped his new NIN album today for free. I’m in the process of checking it out now!
If you’re into the cool new experimental style that the group is embracing you should really check it out. I’ll have a full write up on it Thursday.
Head over to http://theslip.nin.com to download it.
The King of the Mountain Cometh.
Nov 13th
“Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dre fell off.
What cause I been in the lab wit a pen and a pad
tryin’ to get this damn label off?
I ain’t havin that, this is the millenium of Aftermath.
It ain’t gonna be nothin after that.
So give me one more platinum plaque
and fuck rap you can have it back”
I’ll keep this fast. As well as Fair and Balanced – just like Fox News. But still, I have a lot of things to say.
People were kind of pissed when I stopped writing here on The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke – only to churn out an occasional piece, or an update from Japan. But people were even MORE pissed when I left this place to go try more daring and artistic things on other sites (and by “Daring and Artistic” I mean, artistically-indulgent writing that was all concept, no substance). And people are probably going to be the MOST pissed that now, after that failure, I am in fact – returning here and seemingly begging for forgiveness.
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Mama, Won’t You Keep Those Castles in The Air & Burning?
Jun 15th
I shouldn’t be allowed near the computer while intoxicated. I apologize, it was immature of me.
Anyway, just a reminder that next week I will be in TOKYO, JAPAN with Dan LaSpina. I’ll be photo/text/video blogging my entire (second) journey through the vast Asian city that can only be known as THE TOKYO. It should be pretty rad.
You should probably check in next week as… well, fuck I don’t even really have to sell this. You fuckers get to see what Japan is like. And I’m funny as hell.
Stop bitching. God-Damn. Who are you, my wife?
Queer.