By now you’ve heard a lot of nerds praising Grand Theft Auto IV. And you’ve seen the ridiculous hissy fits that conservative news stations and Jack Thompson have had with each and every new release of the series. But let me tell you that I, Dan Luke have had some real time with GTA4. Some sexy time… just me and the game… one on one, giving each other hot oil thigh massages and whispering sexy things into each others ears. I really feel like I understand her now. And while fans set her high on a pedestal and critics claim her to be a manifestation of Satan – I think we should consider the gray area.

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