the pop culture ramblings of a lunatic.
Videos
trailer trash or blast: the karate kid (2010)
Jan 22nd
this is my new movie trailer review show. we review movie trailers so that you don’t have to watch those either. this episode is for the karate kid (2010) starring jackie chan & jadan smith!
The Karate Kid is an upcoming 2010 martial arts film remake of the 1984 film of the same name. Directed by Harald Zwart, the remake stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. Principal photography for the film took place in Beijing, China; filming began around July 2009 and ended on October 16, 2009. The Karate Kid will be released theatrically in the United States on June 11, 2010.
Vicandor the Great
May 16th
Vicandor the Great tells the story of Donald, A young Korean teenager that has become so addicted and immersed into World of Warcraft that he is beginning to display psychotic tendencies. His step-mother Martha, arranges for his intervention. A decision that pushes the family into a downward spiral of self loathing, extreme nerdity, and violence. It stars Dan Luke, Patsy Cruciano, Doug Wolf, and Joe Jacks. It was directed and written by Dan Luke with Leonel Chavez on audio and Scott Steinhilber as the Director of Photography.
It is a vignette in a short film entitled “Technoholics Anonymous,” (which also contains vignettes by Patsy Cruciano, Casey Conlon, and Leonel Chavez) for Columbia College and looks way better on DVD because youtube decided to make everything look like shit.
It was edited in Avid. A program that sincerely hate with so much passion that I very well may hunt down its creators, murder them, and then remarry their wives and claim their children as my own.
I hope that you enjoy it.
How to Shave A Face.
Mar 20th
Now it is time that I, the ruggedly handsome Dan Luke, shows you how to properly shave a face. This is a very hard but important process. Watch, leave feedback, and be sure to call me… ladies.
Six Years Ago…
Jan 5th
Before I toned myself down and began to work on my dark sardonic commentary I spent time making short, abusurdist films in my parents basement with a $50 childrens digital camera. Sometime people say my best work is behind me. And often, I agree. Observe:
the tornado and the breakdance
I also made a music video about an emo kid that went to HC sophomore year. When this was screened in my English class my teacher commented that I had phenomenal cinematography skills. As soon as the image of my bleeding wrists came up on screen the cut the entire presentation off, gave me an ‘F’ on the project as well as a detention. It’s called:
So. In all, it’s good to break out the good old memory box once in a while. While I do not understand who the fuck this previous Dan Luke was, or what he was thinking. I admire him.