Six Years Ago…

Before I toned myself down and began to work on my dark sardonic commentary I spent time making short, abusurdist films in my parents basement with a $50 childrens digital camera. Sometime people say my best work is behind me. And often, I agree. Observe:
the tornado and the breakdance
I also made a […]

Questions.

Before his Death, Dan Luke told me a few things about life. I remember one time we were stationed in Valencia, Spain for a month’s leave from active combat. At this point we had successfully driven the meatballs and their large spatula-catapults from Madrid - and were temporarily relieved from duty.
Back at the base - […]

On Good and Evil

I have entered a completely catatonic state. My synapses have stopped rerouting and responding - I am a brainless Zombie, I crave flesh - or pizza. In fact, pizza would be really fucking nice right now.
The truth is - at least at this point - that the jug of red wine, the flask of whiskey, […]

Dan Luke’s 15 Minutes are up.

The New York Times ran a piece on my blog today.  It was as remarkably breathtaking as it was shocking.  And needless to say I, the great Dan Luke, am even shocked and remarkably breathtooken’d with it.  It takes the very breath from my lungs and replaces it with the sulfur that can only be […]

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