Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Dan Luke
On Humanity and Procreation really freaked that many people out? I think the parade of death threats and public humiliation involving my (bad) article should be shared!
“Dan, I dont think I have to tell you how pleased I am that you’ve started a new blog. Since I was one of your loyal Xanga readers […]
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Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Dan Luke
I had James G. over at my apartment tonight. That’s usually a good thing. He was in here to return my plunger since, being of the African American heritage, he takes unnaturally large shits. That’s what I believed at least, he reassured me however, that this is not the case and that […]
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Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Dan Luke
I’d like to start off with a question. Think hard for a moment all right? Here it comes: “What is the basis of humanity?”
Now you’re probably answering “God” or “Family” or “legacy,” but you are dumb and you are also wrong. The basis of humanity is Pro-Creation.
Yes that is correct: Pro-creation. […]
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Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Dan Luke
So I’ve done this kind of thing before, as in… well, I used to have a Xanga. BUT THAT WAS WAY BACK WHEN IN HIGH SCHOOL. I’m like x200 more mature now. In fact, I’m pretty sure I was just using Xanga to embrace my half Asian side.
It was kinda popular… I […]
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