I, Man.

On Humanity and Procreation really freaked that many people out? I think the parade of death threats and public humiliation involving my (bad) article should be shared!
“Dan, I dont think I have to tell you how pleased I am that you’ve started a new blog. Since I was one of your loyal Xanga readers […]

A Few Ground Rules

I had James G. over at my apartment tonight. That’s usually a good thing. He was in here to return my plunger since, being of the African American heritage, he takes unnaturally large shits. That’s what I believed at least, he reassured me however, that this is not the case and that […]

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