The One Month Anniversary

People complain about public bathrooms - a lot - and I mean a lot . I don’t share these views, in fact, I don’t understand why people complain about them so much. Every time I enter a public bathroom to engage in my business I see it as an opportunity for both learning […]

On the Subject of Emo Modeling Pictures

My friend got back with her ex-boyfriend the other day. She told me about it over a full plate of Sushi at an expensive pseudo-Asian restaurant in the South Loop.
“How’s it going?” I asked.
“Let’s not talk about it. I don’t want to talk about it.”
“That sounds real good.”
There isn’t any better response […]

So it Goes.

Find a subject you care about and which you in your heart feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, and not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.
-Kurt Vonnegut
I have always been a man of contradictions. While it is true that […]

On Addictions and the INTARWEB

Addictions are a strange thing. The field for addiction is both wide and vast in it’s endless glory. There are the always hilarious Heroin Addicts, the cutters that just love settling down with a knife, a cup of whiskey, and a My Chemical Romance album for a lovely night of self loathing as […]

The Fall of Dan Luke

My nostrils keep rocketing out this green jelly and my head keeps throbbing. But all and all I am in good spirits. This is not saying that the past few days have been good, they haven’t… Rather, they have been an arduous collection of sickness, failure, and self loathing.
You see, in person I […]

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