Procrastination On A Deadline Weekend

I’m sick as fuck right now.
I’m pretty sure my sinuses are bleeding to death. That my synapses are over routing and that my body is quickly deteriorating and falling apart. I HAVE A VICIOUS MAN COLD. And on Tuesday of all days! So what was I to do? I have […]

Give my reguards to James Frey.

I’ve been getting alot of this lately. I blame that bearded douchebag James Frey. You might have heard of him? He was that dude that wrote “A Million Little Pieces,” a creative non-fiction megaseller that propelled him to the state of a modern day Jesus via a raving fat-assed Oprah.

15 Seconds of Fame.

You will never find anyone that is as big of a loser as I am. Honestly, I’m not making that up: I’m a fuckin‘ dork. Now, I know that most people here believe otherwise because of the sexy, articulate manner I take towards my blog, but it’s true, I am a loser and it’s about […]

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