The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke

I spent the eve of my 20th Birthday splattered onto the cushions of my couch.  I hate them, my body sogs and melts into them as it stretches apart into more and more fat rolls.  Watching television, watching movies, playing video games… these days anything that requires me to sit makes me feel like I’m […]

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Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing.  May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years.  If you do not.  Well, then you really fucked up.  Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was:  May you survive the next ten years.  […]

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