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	<title>The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke</title>
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	<description>I am man.  I am Dan Luke.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>THE DARK KNIGHT KINDA SUCKS.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/70-the-dark-knight-kinda-sucks.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/70-the-dark-knight-kinda-sucks.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Aaron Eckhart]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Batman]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christian Bale]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christopher Nolan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Heath Ledger]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Morgan Freeman]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Dark Knight]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Two Face]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Why So Serious]]></category>

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Alright, I have finally had enough America.  This has gone too far.  It is August and I am still hearing about The Dark Knight.  I&#8217;m still seeing articles, reading e-mails, and getting Facebook invitations for groups petitioning to get Heath Ledger a posthumous Oscar.
It has become apparent, you all take Batman way too seriously.
In my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The FISA Bill</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/68-fisa.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/68-fisa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FISA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hoyer/Bush FISA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Patriot Act]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[telecom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I understand that people come here to read nonsense gibberish, they don&#8217;t want to hear my thoughts on politics.  Which is good, because half the time I don&#8217;t even really give a fuck about politics, but this caught my eye and it is worth checking out (It only pertains to the next 24 hours).  Basically, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American History X.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/67-movies-i-dont-get-american-history-x.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/67-movies-i-dont-get-american-history-x.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[American History X]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Edward Furlong]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Edward Norton]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ethan Surplee]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[John Connor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tony Kaye]]></category>

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MOVIES I DON&#8217;T GET.  EPISODE 1.
AMERICAN HISTORY X.
First off, fuck Edward Norton.  His generic brown-haired handsomeness and nasely voice will be his ultimate downfall.  That and the fact that he plays the same character in every fucking movie, it&#8217;s like &#8220;HEY GUYS, I&#8217;M EDWARD NORTON, I SMILE A LOT AND ACT LIKE A REAL NICE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where I Will Stand.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/66-where-i-will-stand.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/66-where-i-will-stand.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Entry]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Birthday]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Talk Sex with Sue Johanson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Food Network]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Turning 20]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Twenties]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I spent the eve of my 20th Birthday splattered onto the cushions of my couch.  I hate them, my body sogs and melts into them as it stretches apart into more and more fat rolls.  Watching television, watching movies, playing video games&#8230; these days anything that requires me to sit makes me feel like I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Dan Luke.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/65-happy-birthday-dan-luke.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/65-happy-birthday-dan-luke.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Entry]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Supplemental]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dan Luke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Film Club Chronicles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Netfirms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rocky Horror Picture Show]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Xanga]]></category>

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Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing.  May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years.  If you do not.  Well, then you really fucked up.  Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was:  May you survive the next ten years.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comments From Blogspot.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/64-comments-from-blogspot.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/64-comments-from-blogspot.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 21:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Ana Brazaityte]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ashley Brown]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Beth Hein]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brandon Rizzo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Burnal Hansen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Caitlyn Luke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Corissa Dionisio]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dan LaSpina]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Eric 'Walley' Frankel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gloria Martinez]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Mundo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kara Obien]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kyle Coleman]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Maddie Bosack]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mike Hunt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nick Ginger]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pat Wilkinson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Peter Nelson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Wenkus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sam Zhang]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Scott Steinhilber]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sean Raider]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Steve Hund]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So you all have offered quite a bit of feedback and support through your comments this past year on the old Blogspot site and I am very appreciative of that. It was originally intended that all of your comments be transferred to this new site and the corresponding posts that you commented on but, due [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/61-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/61-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 23:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Harrison Ford]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Indiana Jones 4]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Shia Labeouf]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Steven Spielberg]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
This is going to be a long read.  And most of it is going to be somewhat (outrageously) negative.  So I&#8217;ll get the good things about Indiana Jones 4 out of the way first:
1.) Cate Blanchett is one of my favorite modern actresses (check out I&#8217;m Not There as well as Coffee and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck the RIAA.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/59-fuck-the-riaa.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/59-fuck-the-riaa.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Personal Entry]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Danger]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Diamond]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[In Rainbows]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Little by Little]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Napster]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nine INch Nails]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Radiohead]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Saul Williams]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Inevitable Rise and LIberation of Niggy Tardust]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Slip]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The White Stripes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wolf Parade]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamdanluke.com/?p=59</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I remember watching an interview with Harvey Diamond.  He was speaking on behalf of animal rights.  Harvey argued,
&#8220;Put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I&#8217;ll buy you a new car.&#8221;
But I always found that argument to be unfair.  I mean, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicandor the Great</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/58-vicandor-the-great.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/58-vicandor-the-great.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 00:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Entry]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Avid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Columbia College]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dan Luke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Everquest]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joel Osteen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[World of Warcraft]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Vicandor the Great tells the story of Donald,  A young Korean teenager that has become so addicted and immersed into World of Warcraft that he is beginning to display psychotic tendencies.  His step-mother Martha, arranges for his intervention.  A decision that pushes the family into a downward spiral of self loathing, extreme nerdity, and violence.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Blink One Eighty Three - Poker Night</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/57-new-blink-one-eighty-three-poker-night.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/57-new-blink-one-eighty-three-poker-night.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 00:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[A Streetcar Named Desire]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Blink 183]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Blink One Eighty Three]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dan Luke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jesse Nirenberg]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Scene Three]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Download it here.
Or add us as a friend here.

So I’m a television major.  I deal with writing television shows and spending long days on cheap, inexpensive Columbia College sets.  You would think that I would film a scene from A Streetcar Named Desire right, but I didn’t.  Instead I opted to compose a gangsta rap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Words in Defense of Grand Theft Auto IV.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/52-a-few-words-in-defense-of-grand-theft-auto-iv.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/52-a-few-words-in-defense-of-grand-theft-auto-iv.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 03:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture Ramblings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Season 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[DMX]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Game Stop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Glenn Beck]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Grand Theft Auto 4]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jack Thompson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamdanluke.com/?p=52</guid>
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By now you&#8217;ve heard a lot of nerds praising Grand Theft Auto IV.  And you&#8217;ve seen the ridiculous hissy fits that conservative news stations and Jack Thompson have had with each and every new release of the series.  But let me tell you that I, Dan Luke have had some real time with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Nine Inch Nails Album</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/55-nine-inch-nails-the-slip.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/55-nine-inch-nails-the-slip.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 07:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Nine INch Nails]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Slip]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Trent Reznor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just so you all know:  After weeks of teasing Trent Reznor just dropped his new NIN album today for free.  I&#8217;m in the process of checking it out now!
If you&#8217;re into the cool new experimental style that the group is embracing you should really check it out.  I&#8217;ll have a full write up on it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Break My Heart (My Achey Breaky Heart) Miley Cyrus</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/51-dont-break-my-heart-my-achey-breaky-heart-miley-cyrus.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/51-dont-break-my-heart-my-achey-breaky-heart-miley-cyrus.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Chris Hanson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hannah Montana]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[That one dude that did that song "Mambo #5"]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vanity Fair]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamdanluke.com/?p=51</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus is ridiculously hot.  Seriously, I think it is unfair for anyone under the age of fifteen to be that hot.  She&#8217;s like some kind of demented fucked up work from God that mankind was not ready to handle.  So when she was handed a digital camera it should have been known to lead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 1st Anniversary of Dangerous Mind.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/46-the-1st-anniversary-of-dangerous-mind.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/46-the-1st-anniversary-of-dangerous-mind.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
NOTE:  All of the entries prior to this one (and including this one) are from the old blogspot site and have been imported here to www.iamdanluke.com .  The things I am referencing in this post for the upcoming site are the things you now see manifested on this page.
In the words of Trent Reznor, &#8220;Let&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pussy and the Back Pube.</title>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/40-the-pussy-and-the-back-pube.html</link>
		<comments>http://iamdanluke.com/40-the-pussy-and-the-back-pube.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Luke</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In the bathroom of my Dad’s house I stand in a towel staring into the mirror. Fresh from the shower I fixate my eyes on a renegade hair that has recently decided to sprout from a pore on my back.
This deeply perplexes me as I am a hairless creature by nature. It sucks. I hate [...]]]></description>
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