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	<title>The Dangerous Mind of Dan Luke.</title>
	<link>http://iamdanluke.com</link>
	<description>the pop culture ramblings of a lunatic.</description>
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		<title>he hath risen.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[hi everybody!  we&#8217;re back online, and I&#8217;m going to have new content coming soon!  in the meantime check me out on twitter, on the morelike podcast, on the monday night show, or on the 404 show!
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		<title>trailer trash or blast: the karate kid (2010)</title>
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this is my new movie trailer review show.  we review movie trailers so that you don&#8217;t have to watch those either.  this episode is for the karate kid (2010) starring jackie chan &#38; jadan smith!

The Karate Kid is an upcoming 2010 martial arts film remake of the 1984 film of the same name. Directed by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/132-trailer-trash-or-blast-the-karate-kid-2010.html</link>
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		<title>The Top 50 Albums of the Decade (Part One)</title>
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my friends &#38; i had an argument the other night.  drunkenly slouched into the cushions of my couch I rambled about how stand up comedy, aside from zach galifinakis, is more or less dead.  It was then that I was presented with an interesting question, “well dan, who is your favorite stand up comedian?”  i [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/121-the-top-50-albums-of-the-decade-part-one.html</link>
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		<title>Brittany Murphy is Dead.</title>
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Brittany Murphy, at the age of 32, died this morning.  According to The New York Daily News:
She went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday and could not be revived.
The Los Angeles City Fire Department got a call from the home of Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack about 8 a.m.
She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/116-brittany-murphy-is-dead.html</link>
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		<title>On Elvis Presley, Television &amp; Socialized Healthcare.</title>
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Sometimes when I get really stoned I like to think about the universe.  You know, the standard stuff:  space time continuum&#8217;s vacuumed through a black hole, string theory, alternate universes, parallel dimensions.  But that stuff is so far away and gigantic that when I get sober (which, I personally believe that sobriety [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/89-elvis-presley-socialized-healthcare.html</link>
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		<title>HIATUS!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes!  This site is indeed on a hiatus of indefinite length.  I need to sort out what the next iteration of it will be, but running a successful blog is not a huge priority in my life any longer.  I&#8217;ll have a proper write up later but for now, sleep well friends.  A few [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/88-hiatus.html</link>
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		<title>Just Some Thoughts I Had Today About Snow Patrol.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have listened to &#8220;Shut Your Eyes&#8221; by Snow Patrol about four times today.  The thing is: that deep within the fiber of my being I understand that Snow Patrol suck and that the only reason they got famous was, well (and lets be frank), Grey&#8217;s Anatomy.
But I heard &#8220;Shut Your Eyes&#8221; on the radio [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/87-just-some-thoughts-i-had-today-about-snow-patrol.html</link>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #7.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This summer I worked at the Judge Mathis show. I was the intern in charge of doing the really EXTREME stuff&#8230; like shredding, light laundry, picking up fast food for the staff, tying little bits of string to baggage tags, lifting huge quantities of pretzels, taking the guests to smoke, typing reports, AND POLE VAULTING [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/84-anecdote-of-the-day-7.html</link>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #6.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I like to Wikipedia the term &#8220;Wikipedia&#8221; and ponder the paradox that I have fallen into.
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		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/83-anecdote-of-the-day-6.html</link>
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		<title>My Super Suit(e) Diary #2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FROM:  VINCENT DEE
March 14 at 1:13pm
Hey man I&#8217;m the music host for The A List TV an online show brought to you by Fishbowl Media Productions. Recently I got promoted to Production Coordinator for both The A List TV and Fishbowl Media. I&#8217;m in charge of setting up shows and getting a creative team started [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/85-my-super-suite-diary-2.html</link>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #5.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m drinking water out of NOTORIOUS B.I.G. pint right now. It&#8217;s a mural of his fat, ogre-like face in front of some graffiti that a hooligan sprayed on the wall of whatever crack alley B.I.G. was in and holy fuck, NOTIRIOUS B.I.G. was fat. I have every reason to believe that if you hoisted his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/82-anecdote-of-the-day-5.html</link>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #4.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This summer I worked at Epic Burger. I basically watched my night shift manager as he tumbled into a downward spiral of stealing, success, &#38; lies. I also entertained many, many people that approached me at my cash register and said &#8220;Hey man, how EPIC are your burgers?&#8221;
To which I responded, &#8220;As epic as the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/81-anecdote-of-the-day-4.html</link>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #3.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t done my laundry in nearly two months and this is not the first time. Over the summer I counted the days I didn&#8217;t do laundry (One hundred and twenty) and by the end of my &#8220;no-laundry gauntlet&#8221; I was wearing the scraps of underwear at the bottom of my drawer.
In the beginning my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://iamdanluke.com/80-anecdote-of-the-day-3.html</link>
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		<title>Anecdote of the Day #2.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I sacrificed 10 of my Facebook friends for a Whopper. They were informed of my decision via newsfeed (It read &#8220;Dan Luke has sacrificed your friendship for Whopper.&#8221;). Needless to say, I can&#8217;t wait for my High School reunion where I have to explain that the Whopper I received for sacrificing them was all the [...]]]></description>
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