Vicandor the Great tells the story of Donald, A young Korean teenager that has become so addicted and immersed into World of Warcraft that he is beginning to display psychotic tendencies. His step-mother Martha, arranges for his intervention. A decision that pushes the family into a downward spiral of self loathing, extreme nerdity, and violence. It stars Dan Luke, Patsy Cruciano, Doug Wolf, and Joe Jacks. It was directed and written by Dan Luke with Leonel Chavez on audio and Scott Steinhilber as the Director of Photography.
It is a vignette in a short film entitled “Technoholics Anonymous,” (which also contains vignettes by Patsy Cruciano, Casey Conlon, and Leonel Chavez) for Columbia College and looks way better on DVD because youtube decided to make everything look like shit.
It was edited in Avid. A program that sincerely hate with so much passion that I very well may hunt down its creators, murder them, and then remarry their wives and claim their children as my own.
By now you’ve heard a lot of nerds praising Grand Theft Auto IV. And you’ve seen the ridiculous hissy fits that conservative news stations and Jack Thompson have had with each and every new release of the series. But let me tell you that I, Dan Luke have had some real time with GTA4. Some sexy time… just me and the game… one on one, giving each other hot oil thigh massages and whispering sexy things into each others ears. I really feel like I understand her now. And while fans set her high on a pedestal and critics claim her to be a manifestation of Satan - I think we should consider the gray area.
Miley Cyrus is ridiculously hot. Seriously, I think it is unfair for anyone under the age of fifteen to be that hot. She’s like some kind of demented fucked up work from God that mankind was not ready to handle. So when she was handed a digital camera it should have been known to lead to disasterously sexy results.
Yet - here I am - tweleve hours later and I am still salavating at these risque Miley Cyrus pictures. I want to fly in through her window at night and then hold her in my biceps as I breastfeed her until the break of dawn. Just like… you know, in a nurturing way and shit.
It’s getting to the point that every time I even think about her bare shoulders on the cover of Vanity Fair or her totally hot MySpace pics my penis frantically jabs at the zipper of my pants.
I don’t think it’s fucked up. What? Looking at pictures of fifteen year olds makes me some sort of degenerate pervert? Bullshit. America, at the very least you owe me your underaged chicks. As far as I’m concerned Chris Hanson is just a cock-blocker.
This double standard that we live with is ridiculous. Where we can comment and point judgmental fingers at sleezy pictures of underage chicks, but the moment someone remarks that said enticing photo is “hot,” they are labeled a pervert. So what is it America? Are we to censor all forms of sexual commentary when it comes to minors? Or just when it suits us? Because it seems like everyone is thinking that Miley wouldn’t have taken these pictures if she wasn’t a horny tween sex kitten desperately grasping for our attention.
NOTE: All of the entries prior to this one (and including this one) are from the old blogspot site and have been imported here to www.iamdanluke.com . The things I am referencing in this post for the upcoming site are the things you now see manifested on this page.
In the words of Trent Reznor, “Let’s all go have coffee somewhere (my treat)!”
Often times I feel bitter, even envious perhaps but alas, I do not feel that way today. I am an angry young man. I am a neurotic young man. And often while speaking I have the tendency to mindlessly ramble or sail off into fantasies contained only in my fleshy cranium. But you beautiful, lovely people have stuck with me through it all. Even in this paragraph that could have summed it all up as: Thank you so much for your support. I understand that I am fucking weird.
It’s been one year since this site went up now on blogspot and it feels like it’s just getting started - that or like it has been absolutely flogged to death. And it feels great to have come this far, but I really wouldn’t have kept up with it if it weren’t for all of you that took a genuine interest in my under-developed thought process and boring-ass life. All of this profane self-loathing and mindless rants about sex and pop culture would never exist if I didn’t have such a wonderful group of friends that have this site set as their start pages and gladly recommend it to others.
Because of all of you this site has grown from maybe fourteen or so people to over six-hundred devoted readers and it feels fantastic. Read more »
Miley Cyrus is ridiculously hot. Seriously, I think it is unfair for anyone under the age of fifteen to be that hot. She’s like some kind of demented fucked up work from God that mankind was not ready to handle. So when she was handed a digital camera it should have been known to lead to disasterously sexy results.