You will never find anyone that is as big of a loser as I am. Honestly, I’m not making that up: I’m a fuckin‘ dork. Now, I know that most people here believe otherwise because of the sexy, articulate manner I take towards my blog, but it’s true, I am a loser and it’s about time I come clean about it.

Now I’ve always wanted the concept of myself to be manly. Especially here on the realms of the INTAR WEB I wanted people to say “Oh HEY, there goes that VIN DIESEL look alike DAN LUKE cruising off on his awesome motorcycle that he built out of lumber and pine from his many years of manly lumber jacking with his godly biceps and Greek chiseled good looks! I HEAR HIS E-COCK IS HUGE!” But they don’t, it’s always “Wait… Which one are you? Harold or Kumar?”

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