the pop culture ramblings of a lunatic.
Posts tagged Dan Luke
he hath risen.
May 10th
hi everybody! we’re back online, and I’m going to have new content coming soon! in the meantime check me out on twitter, on the morelike podcast, on the monday night show, or on the 404 show!
trailer trash or blast: the karate kid (2010)
Jan 22nd
this is my new movie trailer review show. we review movie trailers so that you don’t have to watch those either. this episode is for the karate kid (2010) starring jackie chan & jadan smith!
The Karate Kid is an upcoming 2010 martial arts film remake of the 1984 film of the same name. Directed by Harald Zwart, the remake stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. Principal photography for the film took place in Beijing, China; filming began around July 2009 and ended on October 16, 2009. The Karate Kid will be released theatrically in the United States on June 11, 2010.
Anecdote of the Day #2.
Mar 11th
I sacrificed 10 of my Facebook friends for a Whopper. They were informed of my decision via newsfeed (It read “Dan Luke has sacrificed your friendship for Whopper.”). Needless to say, I can’t wait for my High School reunion where I have to explain that the Whopper I received for sacrificing them was all the more delicious because it felt like I was also consuming their souls.
My Super Suit(e) Diary #1
Mar 10th
As part of a social experiment I have begun to wear a suit and tie everyday. At the end of the day I journal about my super suit(e) adventure.
Today a librarian asked if I was a professor. To which I responded “No, sir. I’m just a regular Asian and you a horrible, racist human being.”
The librarian was Arab.
Happy Birthday Dan Luke.
Jun 2nd
Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing. May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years. If you do not. Well, then you really fucked up. Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was: May you survive the next ten years. Kay, c ya l8r bye.
Dan Luke’s Notable Achievements in the First Twenty Years of His Life:
- Xanga (Wanted to fit in with Asians) / First Website (Wanted to fit in with white people)
- Failed Band. (Wanted to meet actual hot chicks)
- And a Band That Did Alright (But still didn’t get me hot chicks)
- A short film met with LUKEwarm reception.
- Dressed up like a chick and going to Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- Looked Like A Douchebag for Two Years.
- Pretended to Grow a Beard for a Model Shoot that Never Went Anywhere.
[Editors Note: After intense contemplation we have found that Dan Luke has indeed, done nothing with the first twenty years of his life. May his next twenty be more fruitful and we apologize for the needless bulletpoints where we even attempted to make some sort of list of the things that he has done... again, we must reiterate that he has in fact, done absolutely nothing at all. He probably hasn't even kissed a girl. ]