the pop culture ramblings of a lunatic.
Posts tagged Dan Luke
Six Years Ago…
Jan 5th
Before I toned myself down and began to work on my dark sardonic commentary I spent time making short, abusurdist films in my parents basement with a $50 childrens digital camera. Sometime people say my best work is behind me. And often, I agree. Observe:
the tornado and the breakdance
I also made a music video about an emo kid that went to HC sophomore year. When this was screened in my English class my teacher commented that I had phenomenal cinematography skills. As soon as the image of my bleeding wrists came up on screen the cut the entire presentation off, gave me an ‘F’ on the project as well as a detention. It’s called:
So. In all, it’s good to break out the good old memory box once in a while. While I do not understand who the fuck this previous Dan Luke was, or what he was thinking. I admire him.
Bidet: Trial and Error
Jun 20th
This is a visual representation of the story of my first day in Japan. I, the great Dan Luke, tried to learn how to utilize a Japanese toilet without the prior knowledge that it actually douches you… post your bowel movement of course.
No Sleep ‘Till Japan.
Jun 17th
6:30 AM.
3 hours until plane ride.
Haven’t slept since yesterday.
6 hours of waiting ahead of me,
Then a 16 hour flight.
3 hours until plane ride.
Haven’t slept since yesterday.
6 hours of waiting ahead of me,
Then a 16 hour flight.
Love you all.
I’ll see you on the other side of the world real soon.
Mama, Won’t You Keep Those Castles in The Air & Burning?
Jun 15th
I shouldn’t be allowed near the computer while intoxicated. I apologize, it was immature of me.
Anyway, just a reminder that next week I will be in TOKYO, JAPAN with Dan LaSpina. I’ll be photo/text/video blogging my entire (second) journey through the vast Asian city that can only be known as THE TOKYO. It should be pretty rad.
You should probably check in next week as… well, fuck I don’t even really have to sell this. You fuckers get to see what Japan is like. And I’m funny as hell.
Stop bitching. God-Damn. Who are you, my wife?
Queer.
Teenage Angst Has Paid off Well
Jun 7th
I wasn’t always this hip and cool. This is what I was like during 8th grade – Freshman Year:
Notes:
- I did actually idolize Kurt Cobain and Trent Reznor THAT MUCH. Forget the fact that Kurt Cobain ended his life with a gaping hole in his head, but it’s just about the music man.
- I had some good-ass taste in the flicks dude. Minus the Kevin Smith stuff.
- I filmed a ton of pointless film shorts during my first few years of highschool. People tell me they don’t have a point. I tell them they aren’t abusing enough drugs.
- I still write screenplays. Now I have a blog too! You might have heard of it.
- The dialogue during the script scene is between my grandmother and myself.
It was my birthday about five days ago. Between those shenanigans, my trip to Japan next week, a new job, and the writing of a movie treatment I’ve been having a hard time penning fresh updates.
Stay tuned though, I leave next Friday for Japan and I will be photo and video blogging my entire trip on here while I’m there! Expect lots of Anime Porn and Holograms!