People complain about public bathrooms – a lot – and I mean a lot . I don’t share these views, in fact, I don’t understand why people complain about them so much. Every time I enter a public bathroom to engage in my business I see it as an opportunity for both learning and adventure . I mean, I just don’t get it, every time I enter that poorly constructed plastic stall I start thinking that I’m on some sort of unsanitary Disney ride . I try to make a game out of it. Will the rusted sink work? Will this station be out of paper towel, inconveniencing the drying of my hands? Are there crabs living on the seat? Will the toilet just up and explode all over my trousers? I feel like mothafuckin’ Indiana Jones up in that shit.
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