Addictions are a strange thing. The field for addiction is both wide and vast in it’s endless glory. There are the always hilarious Heroin Addicts, the cutters that just love settling down with a knife, a cup of whiskey, and a My Chemical Romance album for a lovely night of self loathing as well as the slicing and dicing of their wrists until they can feel the sadness being emptied from their veins (I CUT MYSELF TO FEEL MAN). There are the Jews, who just love to sit down with a calculator and Unleavened Flat Bread as they calculate their taxes. And then there are people like me, addicted to all things relating to the Internet.

What’s my primary addiction? Facebook. Oh yes, those of you who know me in real life (or the glorious realms of the INTARWEB) know of my extravagant need to constantly update my status, girlshop for a potential wife, and take part in the always applicable facebook photo op.
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