I’d like to start off with a question. Think hard for a moment all right? Here it comes: “What is the basis of humanity?”
Now you’re probably answering “God” or “Family” or “legacy,” but you are dumb and you are also wrong. The basis of humanity is Pro-Creation.

Yes that is correct: Pro-creation. It’s been that way forever. Since the dawn of man cavemen would gather around fires with women, only to club them, drag them behind a bush and then fornicate upon them. It’s a proven fact. Not much has changed in modern times, just change “fire” to “keg” and “caveman” to “frat boy.” And instead of all the cavemen screaming shit like “Ooogah-Chuckah!” They probably will just be screaming things like “OHMAHGOD I JUST DRANK 500 BEERS BROHAM, INCUBUS ROCKS, I LOVE TITS.”
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