I shouldn’t be allowed near the computer while intoxicated. I apologize, it was immature of me.

Anyway, just a reminder that next week I will be in TOKYO, JAPAN with Dan LaSpina. I’ll be photo/text/video blogging my entire (second) journey through the vast Asian city that can only be known as THE TOKYO. It should be pretty rad.

You should probably check in next week as… well, fuck I don’t even really have to sell this. You fuckers get to see what Japan is like. And I’m funny as hell.

Stop bitching. God-Damn. Who are you, my wife?

Queer.