the pop culture ramblings of a lunatic.
Posts tagged Johnny Tsunami
So it Goes.
Apr 17th
Find a subject you care about and which you in your heart feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, and not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.
-Kurt Vonnegut
I have always been a man of contradictions. While it is true that I chop lumber and wrestle bears during the day, only to be tended to by fine young virgin maidens who feed me grapes at night, I am also a deeply conflicted and frequently emotional person.
No, I’m not saying that I cry, whimper, and kick my tiny Asian legs comically about like a little girl. I am saying that I have always yearned to just be myself, but I also have always wanted to be accepted.
15 Seconds of Fame.
Apr 3rd
You will never find anyone that is as big of a loser as I am. Honestly, I’m not making that up: I’m a fuckin‘ dork. Now, I know that most people here believe otherwise because of the sexy, articulate manner I take towards my blog, but it’s true, I am a loser and it’s about time I come clean about it.
Now I’ve always wanted the concept of myself to be manly. Especially here on the realms of the INTAR WEB I wanted people to say “Oh HEY, there goes that VIN DIESEL look alike DAN LUKE cruising off on his awesome motorcycle that he built out of lumber and pine from his many years of manly lumber jacking with his godly biceps and Greek chiseled good looks! I HEAR HIS E-COCK IS HUGE!” But they don’t, it’s always “Wait… Which one are you? Harold or Kumar?”