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Broke, Penniless, and Confused on the Merits of Anime Porn
May 13th
[Editors Note: I'm gonna do things backwards this week. First the Supplemental to the essay and then, later this week, the essay itself. Does that make any sense? Nope! BTW I give this weeks update a 6/10]
I never imagined that I would be completely and utterly broke. I mean sure, the hypothetical situation always existed in the furthest depths of my mind, but I never contemplated it as a reality. I can’t even afford a rimjob from a Taiwanese prostitute.
I don’t want to sound like Jeff Foxworthy but, you know you’re broke when you feel agonizing guilt for splurging a dollar on Big Buck Hunter 2006: CALL OF THE WILD (A game where you hold a plastic orange shot gun and shoot deer IN THE FACE) at your local pub. I felt that today. Seriously, why does my bank account read -$13.00? Is that a good thing? I like to pretend it is.
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