I’ll be honest. Homeless people in Chicago are just awful. I don’t think I could ever be friends with them – even in a societal acceptable setting where their hobo beards aren’t slathered in apple sauce – because they are just so cruel to me. And it’s not even like I’m deserving of it or anything. I am a shy, petite, strapping, young, half-Asian lad. I am well mannered. I am well groomed. And frequently, I tend to keep to myself – except for few, sporadic times where I have these blatantly, long winded outbursts which are neither here nor there.

Also: Between you and me, I find quite a bit of their conduct to be unethical. Read the rest of this entry »