On Humanity and Procreation really freaked that many people out? I think the parade of death threats and public humiliation involving my (bad) article should be shared!

“Dan, I dont think I have to tell you how pleased I am that you’ve started a new blog. Since I was one of your loyal Xanga readers back two or some odd years ago. FINALLY my interent usage can be used for something other than facebook and pornography!
God bless you Daniel and America!”
- Nick Ginger

Oh man. I forgot to mention that this is one of the positive one’s, but Dude you can so use the internet for MUCH better things. Have you ever tried Girl Shopping on Facebook? It’s fuckin’ rad. You just load up facebook and look for any girls that tickle your fancy, then you envision your wedding and the two story white suburban house you’ll have when your son Carson comes running home from school and hugs you and is like “DADDY I MADE THE FOOTBALL TEAM.” And you’re tending to the grill, but you put down the spatula and lift him into your arms and go “OH CARSON! YOU LITTLE WAYNE GRETSKI YOU, YOU’RE THE APPLE OF MY EYE! HO HO HO! GO TELL YOUR MOTHER THE GOOD NEWS!” And the adoring girl (whom is now a mother and your wife) that you found on facebook walks out of house into the backyard in her apron and goes “OHHH YOU TWO! ” And then you all laugh together!

… What’s that you’re saying about me? No! More like you’re a homo!
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