This is going to be a long read. And most of it is going to be somewhat (outrageously) negative. So I’ll get the good things about Indiana Jones 4 out of the way first:

1.) Cate Blanchett is one of my favorite modern actresses (check out I’m Not There as well as Coffee and Cigarettes). And this movie definitely emphasizes her gorgeous eyes and thick juicy ass (that I want to slice off and wrap myself in for all eternity).  So this movie is worth the price of admission for that alone.

2.) Harrison Ford is fantastic as Indiana Jones. Even though his young, spry, cocksure attitude and iconic whip seem to have been replaced with a rolled up newspaper and a gruff, cranky old man voice that always seems to have Ford one moment away from soiling his britches.

Now, on to the bad stuff.

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