the pop culture ramblings of a lunatic.
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Happy Birthday Dan Luke.
Jun 2nd
Throughout your twenty years of existence you have been nothing but a blessing. May you prosper and get very rich and famous in the next ten years. If you do not. Well, then you really fucked up. Actually, I take that back, what I meant to say was: May you survive the next ten years. Kay, c ya l8r bye.
Dan Luke’s Notable Achievements in the First Twenty Years of His Life:
- Xanga (Wanted to fit in with Asians) / First Website (Wanted to fit in with white people)
- Failed Band. (Wanted to meet actual hot chicks)
- And a Band That Did Alright (But still didn’t get me hot chicks)
- A short film met with LUKEwarm reception.
- Dressed up like a chick and going to Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- Looked Like A Douchebag for Two Years.
- Pretended to Grow a Beard for a Model Shoot that Never Went Anywhere.
[Editors Note: After intense contemplation we have found that Dan Luke has indeed, done nothing with the first twenty years of his life. May his next twenty be more fruitful and we apologize for the needless bulletpoints where we even attempted to make some sort of list of the things that he has done... again, we must reiterate that he has in fact, done absolutely nothing at all. He probably hasn't even kissed a girl. ]
An Introduction.
Mar 27th
So I’ve done this kind of thing before, as in… well, I used to have a Xanga. BUT THAT WAS WAY BACK WHEN IN HIGH SCHOOL. I’m like x200 more mature now. In fact, I’m pretty sure I was just using Xanga to embrace my half Asian side.
It was kinda popular… I hope. Actually, I’m not sure. I had a kid in health class tell me that he had read all of it once, that was cool. Actually, you know what? It wasn’t that popular. At least in a global sense. Kids from my high school got a kick out of it (once in a while) though.
I don’t really think I’m going to blog anything topical here. I’m not going to talk about cool hipster things like Nick Hornby or A*Teens or whatever it is kids are into now-a-days. I’m just gonna put up my essays. They’re funny, a kid in my class told me so. So yeah.
Anyway, HEY. This is my first post. This is my introduction. And now it’s over.
- Dan Luke